The day my fart ripped my ass!  Rating:   by Chris  Marra Page 1 of 2   1 One day i woke up and i said to my self, "hmmm, what a nice day. I think i will fart!" then i farted and i yelled "OWWWWWWW MY ASS!!" then my dad yelled at me and said "WHAT?" and i said "I HAVE TO ASK YOU A QUESTION" and then.... 2 I went... 3 i ripped my pants and my ass too. he said well wut do u expect when u...

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